Browsing the blog archives for January, 2007.

Spaghetti Head

Your Weekly Dose of Smug

I’m going bald so I guess my family thought spaghetti would be a nice substitute for hair. . .

I don’t have a picture, but here is the story:

I came home from work and my son and I started wrestling. Apparently, we were eating dinner in the living room so plates of spaghetti were covering the couch. Isaac had me in a nasty choke hold so I lunged backwards to free myself. As my 7 month old flew threw the air giggling and unaware that he can’t fly, my head landed in the center of a steaming hot plate of spaghetti. I let out a yelp–mostly out of shock–and when we realized my scalp wasn’t going to require medical attention we all had a good laugh. For my pain, I got to eat the plate of hair-spaghetti.

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Sweet Success 2

Your Weekly Dose of Smug

Now all the candy is in my belly.

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Sweet Success

Your Weekly Dose of Smug

I have a sweet job, and people constantly give us chocolate, cookies, etc. Luckily, I am still young enough that I can eat this junk without getting fat, well . . . too fat. But I normally have to limit the amount of stuff I grab because I don’t want to look like a pig. Well . . . I just went downstairs for a “warmer upper” on my coffee when I noticed that no one was in the office . . . Mmuuwahaha (that’s my evil laugh). Now ALL the candy is in my office!

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