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Medicine Head For Life

Random

It feels like it’s time for a deep though, but I’ve got nothing.
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so I want to make a joke. But my brain’s not in joke mode.
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maybe I could steal someone else’s blog but not give them credit, then when they discover I stole their blog they could do something funny like change the image that I hot-linked too which would be hilarious and they could tell all their friends to visit my site and see the funny picture they put on my site, and when I discover that I got busted, rather than owning up or at least removing the post, I would just delete the image from my main page but leave the stolen blog, and of course I would leave the image my archives because the software I’m using to run by blog is poo and I don’t really know what I’m doing
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there’s some potential there, but that’s a topic for another post.
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I miss a lot of people right now, and I don’t know if I should be serious or funny.
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am I using to many ellipses . . .

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The Origins of Dragon Mythology

Dragon, Random

I just read some stuff I wrote in 10th grade and I found this idea about dragon mythology. I remember feeling particularly proud of the idea back then . . . The idea still amuses me, so I thought I’d share.

The basic idea is that dragon mythology began when someone found a dinosaur fossil. If you’d never heard of a dinosaur before and you stumbled upon a 25 foot long T-Rex fossil with 6 inch teeth, how would you explain it? And Pterodactyls had wing spans of up to 40 feet. In an unscientific world, I think a Dragon is a reasonable explanation.

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God is Hilarious

Random, faith

At mass on Tuesday morning I heard this reading:

He called a child over, placed it in their midst, and said,
“Amen, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children,
you will not enter the Kingdom of heaven.
Whoever becomes humble like this child
is the greatest in the Kingdom of heaven.
And whoever receives one child such as this in my name receives me.

Two pews in front of me, a three year old girl stared at me while picking her nose.

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Comments

Random

Two of my friends emailed me this week and told me my comments form was broken. Thanks for the heads-up. The form is fixed now.

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Lego Mario

Random

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