My Twitter Feed

• peaks up out of hole. gasps for breath. dives back into work. (next resurfacing planned for sometime in january.) 04:14:38 AM November 20, 2009 from web
• My wife bough regular soda, and I discovered I prefer the taste of diet soda. So, it's official, I have become my father. 12:26:41 AM November 09, 2009 from web
• It's not even Thanksgiving, and I'm already tired of listening to people complain about early Christmas decorations. 12:58:23 AM November 08, 2009 from web
• I think it's time for my favorite winter game: "Let's See If I Can Grow A Beard This Year." 10:58:38 PM October 07, 2009 from web
• Last night my son discovered he can drink a sip of milk and then forcefully shoot it out his nose. 02:41:14 PM October 03, 2009 from web