I knew this was going to sooner or later. . .

This morning, when Isaac got up, he said he needed to go potty. I was thrilled. When we first got his potty (he was 18 months), he started using it without being prompted, so I was hopeful-as any parent would be-that he would be easy to potty train. But then he lost interest, and according to the experts, he’s too young to potty train, so we haven’t pushed the issue. When he said he wanted to go potty this morning I hoped he was rekindling his interest. I took off his pajamas, and started pulling his diaper off when I noticed (not quickly enough) that it was heavier than normal and the weight felt different. I was so surprised I tried to hold it out away from me, and wrap it up all at the same time, which resulted in me flipping the diaper into the air and launching the poo across the room.

The End